Spiderman, Spiderman...

I'm usually a better substitute then the list below makes me look, but here is a list of 8 things that my eighth grade boy students did today:
1. Tried to used a hot glue gun as a weapon
2. Tried to used a blow dryer as a weapon to hold someone hostage
3. Called me a butt
4. Put a ball of masking tape in another students hair
5. Smacked each other with rulers
6. Threw Christmas ornaments at each other
7. Kept lifting up the blade on the paper cutter... BIG NO, NO!
8. And lastly, my favorite... Wrapped masking-tape around his hands and tried to climb the wall imitating Spiderman